Love is in the air, 22.7 ppm across India: Statistics

New Delhi: Reports have crept in that the levels of a weirdly obnoxious effluent called Love have soared to levels beyond the optimum threshold. The Department of Rashtriya Swayam Karunga Sewa Sangha (RSKSS) and the Thackerays Disciplinary Committee responded in affirmative. As per Mr Sabkedarshan (Chief of RSKSS) this effluent would not only prove fatal to the youth but is bound to engulf the older folks too. Around 14th of February, its levels would reach the peak value and we might have to shift to a new scale, maybe ppb (parts per billion) going by the Indian population statistics. Mr. Thackeray was firm in resolve to keep his state of Maharashtra in complete control as far as this issue is concerned. He has ordered a truckload of bamboo sticks which he believes would shoo away the problem at hand,which obviously is clearing the air. (With the sticks that is!)

The other group, the youth of India believes in somewhat different tale altogether. Reportedly, a college student from Bhopal was heard adding," I would want Love to spread. Gandhi ji too wanted the same. Am i not allowed to obey the father of the nation or what ?"

The Levels, now a caouse of serious concern 

A group of engineering college students from Ranchi were interviewed for their opinion. But the things they said can't be put up here for safeguarding the social aspect of this post. But they did broke one camera of ours and took 10 meters long cable for their project (as heard).
Having reported the towering problem, the government has already installed sensors based equipments in public parks, metro stations, public libraries, markets, malls and at places where footfall is expected to be low. A comparative study is to be done with the levels of effluents recorded during previous years of this study.  

Our reporter interviewed a handful of singles at the C.P. market in the heart of Delhi. Here is what she gathered:

Guy1:  I'd better remain online throughout the day and change my Facebook name to 'Available'.
Guy2:  I'd watch Pyar Ka Punchnama on loop till my eyes pop out.
Girl1:   *Chilli spray in our reporter's eye when the latter couldn't start speaking*
Guy3:  I'd tease couples around by screaming "Bhaago Police, bhaago !".  I'd dine outside too.

The alarming levels have a different story to tell when heard from different mouths, rather hearts.
Wishing all out there 'infected' (for the good :P) A Happy Valentine's Day !Have a great time. Beware of what is there to monitor the levels. :p

And my clan of singles, pick anything from the list. Invite others from the hood. Roll ! Do share if you've got something better to do around among effluents as comments. 

Peace !
 

What i've been upto lately !

Yeah, this.

P.S.: Pardon my bad sketching and even worse colouring. :p
You know, it's been kind of fun-filled hangover.

Peace !