Sunday, 31 March 2013

Why Ekta Kapoor Should Call It Quits !

Come again ?


I just got bored, no, highly irritated actually by the annoying soaps all over the T.V. which my family folks are  quite a fan of. I just feel like making the so pronounced queen of daily soaps, Ekta Kapoor to retire by firing her myself forever if only i could. Why? Here's more than why:




  • All her soaps speak of the same Saas-Bahu story. The Saas (Mother-in-law) is all guns blazing at her newly entitled Bahu (Daughter-in-law) for a myriad of reasons which vary from an inferior quality laddoos as dowry to not touching Baa's feet. (the eldest lady of the house living ever since dinosaurs departed) 


  • The recurring marriages speak of a good trade blossoming on the part of party-wear clothings, the florals and the bling involved. But, seriously, the same lad making centuries marrying women one after the other as if all of them were waiting in a queue. Doesn't seem like a good thing for children to grow up learning, does it ?

  • Oh yes, it's HER trademark style which apparently has been copied all over the T.V. industry today. The three daunting-in-your-face flashes by the camera. Half an hour long episode is always found inclusive of at least 15 minutes of this mess, always. Forget the story, it is anyway not there.

  • Another reason for her to step down is setting free our mothers, my brothers. Come on, don't you think she has really got everyone in every second home today hooked to this excessive usage of Glycerine for producing what i call tears of TRP. Enough of having made our moms cry !

  •  The soaps by her and also by people of her sorts professionally, are worse than watching a Baba speaking his thingy to masses in a Pandaal (tent). Why? Watch them both to know the difference. I am sadly outnumbered to do this every weekend.

  • For never ending her shows. 'Kyunki saas.. ' was an example. Thank her only that she got bored of it perhaps. But each one of her works kills time, ours and hers too primarily (I am talking about a scale with decades as the fundamental unit of measurement)

  •  For showing Zero respect to people like Einstein, Newton and Galileo. The chief protagonist would make Superman shy away while dodging a bullet. No doubt Rohit Shetty would be clapping on his seat watching the gravity defying stuff, but not everyone else.
On a serious note, i feel sorry for the content/ story our T.V. industry is putting forth on the plate today. Across the continent are being made some breathtaking shows. I wouldn't start naming because then it would mean putting every single show's name in the post. But our directors and producers DO need to think out of the box, the box that must not belong to Baa, nor to some Bahu and not at all to their faked grievances housewives savor daily. The other option, as i mentioned, call it quits !

2 comments:

  1. Bhahahahahaha :D :D sach ka samna ho gya ye to :D
    "the eldest lady of the house living ever since dinosaurs departed"
    hahaha...well written :P
    KYA :O
    KYA :O
    KYA :O

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  2. Shukriya
    Shukriya
    Shukriya !! :p

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